The Chav Collection

Q: Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A: They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q: Two Chavs in a car without any loud music. Who’s driving?
A: The police.

Q: What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE’s?
A: A liar.

Q: What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A: “Will the defendant please stand.”

Q: What do u call a knife in Chav-ville?
A: Exhibit A

Q: Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A: A Nova seats 4 or 5.

Q: What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
A: A Granny.

Q: What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A: A start.

Q: Why did the chav take a shower?
A: He didn’t mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova’s window in the carwash.

Q: Why did the Chav cross the road?
A: To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q: What do you call a Chav at college?
A: The cleaner.

Q: Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
A: Society.