Winning the Lottery

An Irish women won 77 million pounds on the lottery this week, and went to collect her money.

The man at lottery head-quarters said “Congratulations on your win. There’s just one little condition, the money will be split into 3 parts - so you get 30 million one week 30 million the second week and 17 million the 3rd week.”

The Irish woman looks at him and says “Look, if your going to fuck me about just give me my pound back.”