Directions

Directions:

1. Catch a flight to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
2. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
3. Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway South” and follow for 0.2 miles.
4. Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” - follow for 0.3 miles.
5. Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North Airport Exit” - follow for 2.9  miles.
6. Take the “Highway 114 West” exit toward Fort Worth - follow for 29.2 miles.
7. Continue on “US 287 North” - follow for 91.1 miles.
8. “US 287 North” becomes “Interstate 44 East” - follow for 0.7 miles.
9. Take left fork onto “US 287 North” toward Vernon - follow for 104 miles.
10. “US 287 North” becomes “Avenue F (US 287)” - follow for 2.8 miles.
11. Continue to follow “US 287 North” for 104.9 miles.
12. Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 West” toward Dumas - follow for 7.8 miles.
13. Take “Exit 70″ onto “US 60 East” toward Dumas - follow for 0.5 miles.
14. Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampa” - follow for 1.7 miles.
15. Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” - follow for 0.1 miles.

Now that’s the way to Amarillo, so would please stop singing that fucking song!