Hung like an Elephant

A man went to a urologist with a problem - he was unable to get an erection.  The Doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of his penis were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was nothing that could be done for him. However, there was an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk.  The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant’s trunk into his penis.

The man thought about this for a while. The thought of going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear, so with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and try his renovated equipment. He planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the best restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and suddenly his penis sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll
and then returned to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said “That was incredible! Can you do that again?”

With tears in his eyes the man replied, “I think I can, but I’m not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse!”