The Ugliest Person in the World

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were talking one day. “I believe I’m the most beautiful girl in the world,” said Sleeping Beauty.

“I must be the world’s smallest person,” said Tom Thumb.

“Well I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world” added Quasimodo.

They decided to go and get their claims verified by the “Guinness book of Records”. Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I’m the worlds most beautiful girlin the world!” she beamed.

Tom Thumb emerged triumphant: “I’m officially the smallest person in the world!”.

But then Quasimodo came out looking seriously pissed off and asked: “Who the f*ck is
Camilla Parker Bowles?”