The Chav Collection v2

Q: What do you call a Chav in a box?
A: Innit.

Q: What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
A: Sorted.

Q: What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
A: Safe.

Q: What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
A: Innuinnit.

Q: Why are Chavs like slinkies?
A: They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q: What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
A: The bride.

Q: If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A: It might be your bike.

Q: What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
A: One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.

Q: What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night?
A: “What you lookin’ at?”

Q: How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
A: Paint three stripes on it.

Q: 2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who’s driving?
A: The police.

Q: Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
A: Up the “Gary”!