Earthquake hits Australia
Filed under: National Slurs
A major earthquake measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit Australia this morning. 350,000 Australians are missing, and over a million have been reported injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with providing help.
The rest of the world is in shock:
Canada is sending troops to assist the country.
The USA is sending food, medical aid and money.
France is sending doctors, nurses and medical supplies.
Russia is sending tents and warm clothing.
The UK is sending 350,000 replacement Australians.

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