Hairy Twinkie

A man walks into a barber shop with his daughter. The girl is eating her favorite snack: a Twinkie. She stands very close to her father as he gets his hair cut in the chair.

After a few minutes of snipping away, the barber looks down at the girl and says, ”Sweetie, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie!”

The girl says, “Yeah, I know. I’m gonna get boobies too!”