The Musical Octopus

An Octopus walks into a bar and says “I can play any musical instrument you like”.

The Englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

The Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.

The Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and the Scotsman asks: “What’s wrong, can ye no play it?”

The octopus says, “Play It? I’m gonna shag her once I get her pyjamas off”