Adam and Eve

God said “Adam, I want you to do something for me”.

Adam said “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”

God said “Go down into that valley”.

Adam replied “What’s a valley?”

God explained it to him.  Then He said “Cross the river”.

Adam said “What’s a river?”

God explained that to him too, and then said “Go over to the hill…”

Adam asked “What is a hill?”

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave”.

Adam said “What’s a cave?”

After God explained, he said “In the cave you will find a woman”.

“What’s a woman?” asked Adam.

So God explained that to him too.  Then, God said “I want you to reproduce”.

Adam responded “How do I do that?”

God first said (under his breath), “Geez…..!”  And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.  Then, in about five minutes, he was back.  God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, “What is it now?”

And Adam said “What’s a headache?”