A blonde is in a store and picks up a thermos. She asks the clerk “What’s this do?” The clerk replies, “It’s a Thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” She looks at it and says, “That’s genius, I’ll take it.”

Later on at work and her supervisor passes her desk and sees the thermos. “What’s this he asks?” The blonde replies, “Its a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The supervisor says, “I mean what’s in it?”

She replies, “Some soup and a popcicle.”

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen”.

The surprised salesman replies: - “But madam, computers do not have curtains…”.

And the blonde said: - “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blondes driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

“What does it look like”? she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it”.

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

“Here it is,” she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then  handed it back saying…”Okay, you can go, I didn’t realise you were a cop”.