This guy goes to see the Pope as he was visiting in Europe. There is a huge crowd of people there but he manages to get through.

He watches at the Pope stops every once in a while to whisper something in a their ear. He was dressed in his best suit because he really wanted the Pope to talk to him but, as the Pope came up to him, he walked right by and stopped by a guy near him who was homeless and dressed in rags.

So, the man says to himself, “I know why he stopped at him, he’s homeless!” So the man pays the homeless guy 50 dollars to use his clothes and he goes back the next day.

Well, this time the Pope stopped at him, leaned over, and whispered, “I thought I told you to get out of here yesterday!

One day God calls down to Noah and says, “Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark”.

Noah replies, “No probs God, me old Supreme Being. Anything you want. After all, you’re the guv…”

But God interrupts, “Ah, but there’s a catch.”

This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks, one on top the other.”

“20 DECKS?!” screams Noah. “Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?”

Yep, that’s right, well… sort of right… this time I want you to fill it up with fish.” God answers.

“Fish?” queries Noah.

“Yep, fish… well, to be more specific I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling carp!”

Noah looks at the skies. “OK God me old mucker, let me get this right. You want a new Ark?”

“Check”

“With 20 decks, one on top the other?”

“Check”

“And you want it full of carp?”

“Check”

“Why?” asks the perplexed Noah who was slowly reaching the end of his tether…

“Dunno,” says God,

“I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark.”